This is my website.
There are many like it…
…but this one is mine. You could say something like this to your friends after I build you something totally rad that even Private Pyle would totally dig. Ten four, over and out.

I like to test all of my website design on animals…
They never use them (FYI chimps don't scroll). However, the chaps at The IGCP and Fauna & Flora International seem to like the sites I made them. P.S real animal testing sucks, stop it!

No need to worry about the search engines ma'am…
I employ this guy to point stuff out to this girl while HRH Princes Margret watches on. Actually I don't, but I do code in a nice semantic way. Phillip wears the black hat not me.

It's not all moustaches, fixies & plaid you know…
Just because it's trendy doesn't mean you should do it. Anything we make together will be as awesome as a Thundercats jumper in 1988, and that's so not trendy right now (but still awesome).
